Some of you asked for it, so here it is! My hot-off-the-presses analysis of this papyrus fragment:

Did Jesus have a wife? So says an ancient Egyptian papyrus

In the press release of this papyrus discovery, Dr. King “repeatedly cautioned that this fragment should not be taken as proof that Jesus, the historical person, was actually married.” Nor should this fragment be taken as proof that Jesus was a historical person in the first place. So long as these artifacts are interpreted through the false lens of historicity, they will not make sense.