At last, here’s the code you must follow if you want to be welcomed into the atheist world. If you have an interest in any of the things on this Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense, you’re to be held away from the proper atheist nose as if you’re a stinky fish. Indeed, true atheists will wish to hold their noses just looking at the words on this image.
Naturally, all major religions and some of the lesser known faiths, as well as various modern cults, are firmly on this chart of foolishness, so believing in any of them is automatic grounds for exclusion. But, there is much, much more!
Like to play with tarot cards? You are to be ridiculed and ostracized!
Enjoy studying the subject of UFOs and possible life elsewhere in the universe with an open mind and a sneerless mouth? Alienation is your destiny!
Interested in ESP, divination and remote viewing? Mockery and ridicule will be your fate! – we guarantee it! (For only $4.99 a minute, we can make other predictions as well – call 888-crdulus.)
Fascinated by the stories of Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster? Banishment!
Conspiracy theories, New World Order and chemtrails interest you? You’re in the same category as Holocaust Deniers! Ostracization from polite non-believing society is the only thing possible.
Curious about Plato’s account of Atlantis? Don’t make us laugh!
Want to investigate alternative medicine so you can be as best informed as possible? P.U.!!
Concerned about package-insert warnings about pharmaceuticals from an industry that has seen its share of deaths and recalls? You’re a total fruitcake!
So, there you have it. Want to fit in? Practice your contempt and ridicule of all of the things on this Periodic Table, and it’s a cinch!